July 2012
23 posts
you my friend, suck dick.
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June 2012
27 posts
It's okay. I'm used to...
livingitsimple:
being the second option
being canceled on
being ignored
being hurtÂ
being forgotten
being blamed on
picking my kid up from school in 25 years
me: yo shawty, leggoo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarrassing me
me: swag
The formula.
Step one: meet
Step two: talk a lot
Step three: get close
Step four: develop feelings
Step five: admit them to each other
Step six: fairytale type of shit
Step seven: shit goes wrong
Step eight: one big fight
Step nine: shit ends like nothing ever happened
Step ten: repeat with others.
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